Are you serious?! You’re fuckin’ adorable! And if you read one of my answers that I posted, I pretty much just said that I stalk you. Lol. Hope you don’t mind.
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
You can use sarcasm. You can come up with a clever/witty response to something stupid. And you can trip or argue with a machine or make some clumsy mistake, so I don’t feel bad because I’m terribly clumsy. >.<
green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
Ahh…Honestly, I don’t pay CLOSE attention to anyone’s blog, except maybe glittergirlgg (AMAZING person) and even there I’ve been slacking, so I guess I’ll go with to my knowledge, no blog is like yours. You’re one of a kind. :)
And yay! I love space shit :D
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
Honestly…I am wondering if it’s made in white chocolate, because I don’t go for black guys.